Kern the Arcane's Chronicles

Hello, I'm Nick. I write a bit, and I enjoy reading quite a bit as well. I'm not really sure what else to say so I'll end it there.

Angel Guardian

I went to buy water after school and when I asked for a bottle the mexican kid behind the counter, in all seriousness:

“What flavor?”

To which I replied ”… Original flavor?”


I think that Lego should have annual keynote addresses like Apple. 

“This year we’re introducing something new. The two by four brick has become wildly popular, so we thought: ‘we can top this’. And we did. Now announcing the three by five brick. Better. Smarter. Bigger.”

I have a theory:

  • If you add the word “nebula” to something lame, it makes it interesting.

Example

“The Real Housewives of Orange County Nebula”

“Jersey Shore Nebula”

“Ru Paul’s Drag Race Nebula”

Also works with crappy books:

“Twilight Nebula”

Doesn’t that sound more interesting?

sooperlouie:

The Style Blogger.

Trench by Brooks Brothers Black Fleece. Corduroy jacket (part of suit) by Michael Andrews Bespoke. Blue oxford shirt by Thom Browne. Raw denim jeans by APC. Chukka boots by Scarpe di Bianco. Brown alligator belt and silver buckle by Ralph Lauren Purple Label. White cotton pocket square. Watch by Montblanc. Grosgrain striped watch strap by Corvus. 

I don’t understand what is so ironic about ironic mustaches.